WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

St. Peter is standing at heaven's gate checking his list of new arrivals and
sees there are four doctors on the way up.

The first doctor comes up and states he was a neurosurgeon who saved many
lives.  St. Peter checks the list and tells him he can come in.

The second doctor comes up and states he was a trauma specialist and also
saved many lives.  St. Peter checks the list and tells him he can come in.

The third doctor comes up and states he was a cardiovascular surgeon and he
too saved many lives.  St. Peter checks the list and tells him he can come
in.

The last doctor comes up and states, "I built the largest and most
cost-effective HMO in the world."  St. Peter checks the list and tells him,
"You can come in, but only for two days."