This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One
day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a
ship."

The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The
speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of
the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba
gear.

She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had
a cigarette?" "Ten years ! ", he says. She reaches over and unzips a
waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh
cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man,
oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of
whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years ! " She reaches over, unzips her
waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to
him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic !" Then she
starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet
suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had
some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "My God ! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs!!"