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From:  David Wohlers[SMTP:wohlers@syrres.com]
Sent:  Friday, May 09, 1997 10:49 AM
To:  wohlers@amsusa.com; dwwohlers@juno.com; dwohlers@peganet.com
Subject:  Airplane maintenance reports

>To: Dan Wohlers, Paul Wohlers
>From: David Wohlers 
>Subject: Airplane maintenance reports
>
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>>To: wohlers@syrres.com
>>From: Dan Gefell 
>>Subject: Airplane maintenance reports
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>>>To: wrsutton ,gefell@syrres.com,
>>> gray@syrres.com,MIKE.E.SCRIBNER@conoco.dupont.com,
>>> Vince Roberts ,kmtunkel@syr.edu
>>>From: Jay Tunkel 
>>>Subject: Airplane maintenance reports
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Subject: Airplane maintenance reports
>>>
>>>Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force
>>>pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks" are
>>>problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.
>>>
>>>Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
>>>Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
>>>
>>>Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
>>>Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
>>>
>>>Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
>>>Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
>>>Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."
>>>
>>>Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
>>>Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."
>>>
>>>Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
>>>Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."
>>>
>>>Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
>>>Solution: "Evidence removed."
>>>
>>>Problem: "Number three engine missing."
>>>Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
>>>
>>>Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
>>>Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."
>>>
>>>Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
>>>Solution: Live bugs on order.
>>>
>>>Problem: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent.
>>>Solution: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>>>
>>>Problem: IFF inoperative.
>>>Solution: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
>>>
>>>Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
>>>Solution: That's what they're there for.
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