Happy Friday! -Brian ----------------------------------- A man walks into a whorehouse and tells the Madam that he just can't get any, he's tried everthing, but he just can't get any sex. The Madam says, "Well, have you ever tryed 69?". He says "No, I don't even know what '69' is." The Madam smiles and tells him "Don't worry, you're going to love it. Go upstairs to a room, and I'll send a girl up in a few minutes." The Madam figures that this guy won't be very picky, so she sends up Beth, the new girl. When Beth arrives, she slowly takes her clothes off, she slowly takes his clothes off, and then tells the guy to lie down in bed. Beth climbs on top, positions herself, and starts to give the guy head. All of a sudden, she farts, and the guy throws her off and screams "What the hell was that?" Beth apologizes, "I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous. Let's continue". She gets on top again, and continues with even more enthusiasm. She farts again. The guy throws her off, grabs his clothes, and starts heading for the door. "Where are you going?" asks Beth. "I'm leaving, I Can't take 67 more!" -- <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Brian R. Murphy Merchant Web Design Public Online Communication Corp. http://www.pocc.com (800) 481-7711 x8223 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>