>>************************ >>The constant Dilbert dilema . . >>************************ >>In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you >>spend most of your time in a 6x6 cubicle. >> >>In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one >>meal and you have to pay for that one. >> >>In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for >>good behavior with more work. >> >>At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors >>yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. >> >>In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for >>watching TV and playing games. >> >>In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're >>just ball-and-chained. >> >>In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. >> >>In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't >>even speak to your family and friends. >> >>In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work >>you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes >>from your salary to pay for prisoners. >> >>In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside >>wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out >>and go to bars. >> >>In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At >>work there are some programs you can never get out of. >> >>In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have supervisors. >> >> >> > > > "Many things, having full reference to one consent, may work contrariously; as many arrows, loosed several ways, fly to one mark; as many ways meet in one town; as many fresh streams meet in one salt sea; as many lines close in the dial's center; so may a thousand actions, once afoot, end in one purpose, and be all well borne without defeat." Henry V, I, ii, 205 -William Shakespere