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>>The constant Dilbert dilema . . 
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>>In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.  At work you
>>spend most of your time in a 6x6 cubicle.
>>
>>In prison you get three meals a day.  At work you only get a break for one
>>meal and you have to pay for that one.
>>
>>In prison you get time off for good behavior.  At work you get rewarded for
>>good behavior with more work.
>>
>>At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors
>>yourself.  In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
>>
>>In prison you can watch TV and play games.  At work you get fired for
>>watching TV and playing games.
>>
>>In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.  At work you're
>>just ball-and-chained.
>>
>>In prison you get your own toilet.  At work you have to share.
>>
>>In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.  At work you can't
>>even speak to your family and friends.
>>
>>In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work
>>you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
>>from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>>
>>In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
>>wanting to get out.  At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out
>>and go to bars.
>>
>>In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.  At
>>work there are some programs you can never get out of.
>>
>>In prison there are sadistic wardens.  At work, we have supervisors.
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"Many things, having full reference to one consent, may work contrariously;
as many arrows, loosed several ways, fly to one mark; as many ways meet in
one town; as many fresh streams meet in one salt sea; as many lines close
in the dial's center; so may a thousand actions, once afoot, end in one
purpose, and be all well borne without defeat."

Henry V, I, ii, 205

		-William Shakespere