Thought you might enjoy this:
   More Viruses To Watch For

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
 Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly
 expands back to 300MB.

AT&T VIRUS
 Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI VIRUS
 Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for
 the AT&T virus.

PAUL REVERE VIRUS
 This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of
 impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C/:

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS
 Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an
 "electronic microorganism."

ROSS PEROT VIRUS
 Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn
 thing quits.

TED TURNER VIRUS
 Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
 Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS
 Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is
 fine.

NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS
 Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just
 thinking about it.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS
 Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which
 does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most
 important part of your computer.

TEXAS VIRUS
 Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS
 Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #1
 The computer locks up, screens splits erratically with a message
 appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2
 Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't
 allow the user to accomplish anything.

AIRLINE VIRUS
 You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

FREUDIAN VIRUS
 Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. Or becomes
very
 jealous of the size of your friends hard drive.

PBS VIRUS
 Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money.

JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS
 Your programs can never be found again.

STAR TREK VIRUS
 Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

NEW YORK JETS VIRUS
 Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT. Makes computer play
 itself and lose.

LAPD VIRUS
 It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and
 erases them in "self-defense."

O.J. VIRUS
 It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of
 your files and vows to find the virus that did it.