The following exchange happend last March 5 on the show Politically
Incorrect between Bill Maher, the host, and lawyer Leslie Abramson, who
defended the Menendez brothers:

     Bill: When do lawyers give a damn about the facts?

     Leslie: When did you or Geraldo give a damn about the facts?

     Bill: You defended the Menendez kids.  What do you care about facts?

     Leslie: I don't remember seeing you in the courtroom, Bill, so you
             absolutely don't know anything about the trial.

     Bill: I knew they blew their parents' heads off.

     Leslie: No, they didn't.  They didn't blow their parents heads off.

     Bill: The Menendez kids didn't blow their parents heads off?

     Leslie: No!

     Bill: What did they do?

     Leslie: They unloaded shotguns in their direction.

Why do lawyers wear neckties???
To keep their foreskins retracted.