It's a hump day. (rednecks - this means it's wednesday). Enjoy the jokes. Later, Brian Murphy San Diego, CA ----------------------- There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled. Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger' going to shake his peter at you." ++++++++++++++++++++ Two boys were playing football (supposedly in Washington D.C. area)in a park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Washington Redskin fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Redskins fan," the boy replied. "Baltimore Ravens fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Ravens fan either," the boy said. "Then what are you?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Cowboys fan." The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,"Redneck bastard kills family pet." +++++++++++++++++ -- [----------------------- Dental Globe ----------------------] [---------------------- (800) 475-8605 ---------------------] [------------------ http://dentalglobe.com -----------------] [--- The World's Largest Dental Resource on the Internet ---]