This is the saddest list I have sent out yet. However, I am sure there will be more. Brian Murphy San Diego, CA ----------------------------------- Q. Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound? A. Greyhound waits for the hare to show. ++++++++++++++++ A redneck goes to Germany because he wants to drive on the Autobahn. On the radio he hears: "Motorists on the autobahn be careful, a car is driving on the wrong side of the road." The redneck says; "ONE!?!" "There's Hundreds". ++++++++++++++++ So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found. Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free. Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't start anything."