A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is
on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it
10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow,
that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's
"Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do
you think, frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out
a 3 wood and Boom!! Hole in one!! The man is befuddled and doesn't know
what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of
golf in his life and asks the frog, "Ok, where to next?" The frog
replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Ok, frog, now what?" The frog
says, "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the
man ask, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.
$3000, black 6." Now this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after
the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom!! Tons of cash
comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and
buys
the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I
don't know how to repay you. You've won me all of this money and I am
forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit. Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves
it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, Your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck
to everyone who loves it enough to pass it on. The one who breaks
the chain will have not-so-good luck. You don't need to keep this
letter...and DON"T send money ( or frogs!). Just forward it to
five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
something good happens to you four days from now if the chain
doesn't get broken. You will receive good luck in four days!!
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