matter of interpretation ************ When I take a long time I am slow When my boss takes a long time He is thorough ---------------------------------- When I don't do it I am lazy When my boss doesn't do it He is too busy ---------------------------------- When I do something without being told I am trying to be smart When my boss does the same That is initiative ---------------------------------- When I please my boss I'm ass-kissing When my boss pleases his boss He's co-operating ---------------------------------- When I do good My boss never remembers When I do wrong He never forgets ----------------------------------