matter of interpretation
 
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 		      When I take a long time
 			     I am slow
 		   When my boss takes a long time
 			   He is thorough
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 			 When I don't do it
 			     I am lazy
 		     When my boss doesn't do it
 			   He is too busy
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 	       When I do something without being told
 		      I am trying to be smart
 		     When my boss does the same
 			 That is initiative
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 		       When I please my boss
 	    		  I'm ass-kissing
 		   When my boss pleases his boss
 			 He's co-operating
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 			   When I do good
 		      My boss never remembers
 			  When I do wrong
 			  He never forgets
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