FEMALE to ENGLISH DICTIONARY ---- Can't we just be friends?........ .........There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again. I just need some space....... .........without you in it. Do I look fat in this dress?............ .............We haven't had a fight in a while. No, pizza's fine.............. ...........Cheap bastard! I just do not want a boyfriend now.............. ..........I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. I don't know; what do you want to do?........... ..........I can't believe that you have nothing planned. Come here.......... .........My puppy does this too I like you, but......... ..........I don't like you. You never listen............ ...........You never listen. We're moving too quickly.......... ..........I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend. I'll be ready in a minute......... .......I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. Oh, no, I will pay for myself........... .........I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch. Oh YES!!! Right there............. ..........Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'm just going out with the girls.......... .........We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. There's no one else.......... .........I am doing your brother. Size doesn't matter............ ...........unless I want an orgasm. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. She looks vaguely familiar to the bartender who then strikes up a conversation. She says that she used to be a guy who frequented the bar but has spent months undergoing the sex change. The bartender become curious and asks her, "What was the most painful part about becoming a woman? Was it when they sliced open your chest and put in the implants?" "No", replied the woman. The bartender then asked, "Was it when they cut off your dick and turned it inside out to make a vagina?" "No", replied the woman. The bartender is dumbfounded and then asks, "Well, then, what was the most painful part of becoming a woman?" She replied, "It was when they stuck the big needle in my ear and sucked out half of my brain."