** THE MAX REBO BAND ** ** (To Billy Joel's "The Pianoman") It's nine o'clock down at Jabba's place the regular crowd waddles in there's a weird thing sitting next to me it has three eyes and mottled gray skin. Fett says Max can you play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes but it's haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat this carbine will blow off your nose. He said sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. La de de da, de de da La da de de da, da dum.. Now Jabba the Hutt is a friend of mine he gives me my life for free And because he's a Hutt, why, we all kiss his butt or the rancor will have us for tea. He said "Bo Shuda, offom da Tukatti!" as he stuffed a frog into his face but we don't know a woid, 'cause he shot the talkdroid So we'll smile and nod, just in case. Oh, La de de da, de de da La da de de da, da dum.. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. Sy Snootles is our favorite vocalist her face it ain't launching no ships. Don't know why it behoove her to go kiss a Hoover but that's how she got those weird lips. A Gammorean guard is headbutting bricks as another one gnaws on a bone and I don't know which has less intelligence either those two big thugs or the stone. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. Oh, la da da da de de dah la da de de da dah dum.. It's a pretty good crowd, here at Jabba's place it's a killing, that's why we're all here we'll sail over the dune to the pit of Carkoon and we'll toss someone in with a cheer. 'Cause we gotta new droid on the pedestal and a man in black's come in the door he just pointed a gun over Salacious Crumb and then promptly sank through the floor. Oh, La de de da, de de da La da de de da, da dum.. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight for the Jedi Skywalker is down below and the rancor is gripping him tight