This is a riot.....I think it's from Dave Letterman's Top 10, but it
didn't say on the copy I was given.

-MurphDoggyDogg
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...ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.

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10. Part of Chewbacca now played by a shirtless Ed Asner
9. Commander of the Death Star: Dr. Kevorkian
8. Land speeders replaced with bitchin' pink Miatas
7. Comic relief provided by Cheech Marin as Luke Skywalker's wacky
Mexican caddy
6. Darth Vader's voice goes up three octaves after Dennis Rodman kicks
him in the groin
5. Instead of "May the force be with you," Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "Show me
the money!"
4. Cameo appearance by Bob Dole as Yoda's great-great-grandfather
3. Luke and Darth Vader work together to beat the crap out of a bunch of
Trekkies
2. New scene in which Jabba the Hut is hugged by a sobbing Richard
Simmons
1. R2D2? Gay