>Subject: very funny sayings... > >A few quite funny bumper sticker sayings... > >"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." > >"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." >" >"I love cats...they taste just like chicken" >"Cover me. I'm changing lanes." >"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" >"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" >"REHAB is for quitters" >"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep" >"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... > .... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..." >"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!" >"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." > >"I Brake For No Apparent Reason." >"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS." >"Sorry, I don't date outside my species." >"Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.! " > > >"I took an IQ test and the results were negative." >"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" >"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!" >"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" >"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!" >"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!" >"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better." >"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill." >"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." > >"Give me ambiguity or give me something else." >"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?" "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. " >"He who laughs last thinks slowest" -- [--------------- Dental Globe --------------] [-------------- (800) 475-8605 -------------] [---------- http://DentalGlobe.com ---------] [--- The Largest Dental Internet Resource --]