Pulled this off the humor news group.

> Should we tell morse that he does not have to specify a newsgroup
> when he fires up rn? :-)
> 
>   2:32pm  up 6 days, 21:32,  7 users,  load average: 0.31, 0.65, 0.34
> User     tty       login@  idle   JCPU   PCPU  what
> jda      console  11:02am  3:29   9:10   9:07  xterm -sb -bg navy -bd purple -m
> jda      ttyp0     2:24pm            1         w
> jda      ttyp1    11:03am     1      1         -sh
> jda      ttyp2    11:03am  2:00                -sh
> mark     ttyp3    Mon 5pm    44   9:56     19  /usr/local/bin/less
> jda      ttyp4    11:04am     5      1         -sh
> morse    ttyp5    12:57pm  1:31      2      2  rn alt.sex.incest
> 
> [Note - names changed to protect the, uh, guilty... - ed.]