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From: rv@fore.com (Rajesh Vaidheeswarran)
Subject: (Fwd) Automobile Acronyms 
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Not mine. 

[Note - unattributed, making the rounds - ed.]

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AUDI
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Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
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Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
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Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


CHEVROLET
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Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


DODGE
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Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FIAT
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 
Fix It All the Time 
Fix it again, Tony!


FORD
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Flip over read directions
F***** over rebuilt dodge
First on Race Day!!!
backwards --   Driver Returns On Foot 
First On Recall Day 
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA


GM
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General Maintenance


GMC
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Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?


HONDA
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Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI
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Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...


MAZDA
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Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late 
Everyday

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover 
Equipment

SAAB
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Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
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Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
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Virtually Worthless

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