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  UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION
  
  
  NAME
   
  ___________________________________________________________________
          Last               First               Middle
  Suffix
  
  
  Home Address
   
  ___________________________________________________________
  
  ___________________________________________________________
  
  Palm Springs Address
   
  ____________________________________________________
  
  ____________________________________________________
  
  Height _____     WEIGHT _____     Bust (if applicable) _____
  
  Bench Press _________       Hair Color (Natural)  __________
  
  1. Which of the following body types is nearest to yours? [circle one]
  
                  mesomorph          octomorph          endomorph
  
  [please ask someone if you don't know what any of these words mean]
  
  2. Which of the following best describe you? [circle one]
  
                  jock               bimbo              blond bimbo
  
  3. Personal bank account interest (u.s. and foreign) accrued this
  past fiscal year:
                  $__________
  
  4. Are you a football player?  If yes, please skip to the last line
  of this application.
  
  5. What is the number of hired servants in your household?________
  
  6. What type of BMW do you drive?
           Year _____
           Model_____
           Accessories ______________________________________________
  
  7. List all of your personal major credit cards
  
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  8. Estimate your parents' annual income (round off to the closest
  $50,000 - use exponents if necessary and if you know what they are)
  
  $___________
  
  
  9. Have you read a book this year?  _____   If yes, why?
  
   
  ____________________________________________________________
  
  10. Have you ever held a job that your parents didn't get you?
              _______   If yes, why?
  
  ____________________________________________________________
  
  11. Name five of the United States (for instance, California, Florida,
   Illinois, New York, Texas).
  
   
  ____________________________________________________________
  
  12. What is your favorite sitcom?
  
  ______________________________________________
  
  13. What sports or gossip magazines do you read?
  
   
  ____________________________________________________________
  
  14. How to you spell U.S.C's nickname (which is "trojans")?
              ______________
  
  15. If you are selected to attend U.S.C., do you plan to graduate?
  
       ______  If yes, in how many years?    5____  6____  7____ 8____
  
  16. Have you ever taken a test on your own?
  
       _____  If yes, why?
  
  
  [please continue to the next page]
  
  
  Essay Questions
  
  Answer one (1) essay question.  Take as much time as you need.  You may
   have the assistance of your parents or tutor.  If necessary, you may 
  have someone read you the question and write your answer.  However, do 
  not exceed the space provided.
  
  1)  Have you ever spoken with someone who isn't white?  Describe your
   experience.
   
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  
  2)  You are going to be stranded at a desert resort hotel for three
   weeks.You will be allowed to bring along only five of your family's
   servants.  Which servants will you bring?  Why?
  
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  
  3)  You are trapped in Barney's or Neiman Marcus for one hour with only
   $10,000.  What will you buy?  Why?
  
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  _____________________________________________________________
  
  
   
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  Please enclose your high school transcript [your grades] and a 
  recommendation by your coach or plastic surgeon, with an 8x10 glossy 
  color photograph [of you].
  
  Please submit a $2,500 deposit towards your application fee (the amount 
  of which will be determined by how much the athletic department or a 
  major fraternity or sorority wants you).
  
  Please sign below  [ "x" is ok if you cannot write your name].
  
  ________________________________________
                        Signature
  
  ________________________________________
                          Date