Return-Path: kconnoll@lmco.com
Received: from inetgw.fs.lmco.com (inetgw.fs.lmco.com [204.177.125.1]) by www.surfusa.com (8.6.12/8.6.12) with SMTP id IAA25682 for ; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 08:31:58 -0500
Received: by inetgw.fs.lmco.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03)
          id AA26156; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 09:36:49 -0500
Received: from icarus2.gbg.fs.lmco.com(158.188.224.22) by inetgw.fs.lmco.com via smap (V1.3)
	id sma004133; Tue Nov  5 09:36:11 1996
Received: from deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com by icarus2.idt.orlando.ibm.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03)
          id AA115689; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 09:18:38 -0500
Received: from warhead.warsim.orlando.loral.com by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03)
          id AA34144; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 09:39:21 -0500
Received: from localhost by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03)
Sender: Kenneth.Connolly@lmco.com
Message-Id: <327F5198.167E@lmco.com>
Date: Tue, 05 Nov 1996 10:39:20 -0400
From: "Kenneth J. Connolly Lockheed - WARSIM" 
X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (X11; I; AIX 2)
Mime-Version: 1.0
To: amseast@surfusa.com
Subject: [Fwd: Microsoft Tech Rep at Boot Camp]
Content-Type: message/rfc822
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Content-Disposition: inline

Received: from warhorse.warsim.orlando.loral.com by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03)
          id AA30633; Mon, 4 Nov 1996 12:50:42 -0500
Received: from localhost by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03)
Sender: mcdonald@deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com
Message-Id: <327E2CEE.167E@lmco.com>
Date: Mon, 04 Nov 1996 13:50:38 -0400
From: John McDonald 
Organization: WARSIM 2000 (SAIC)
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; AIX 2)
Mime-Version: 1.0
To: "Brigance, Ritta" ,
        "Burch, Kate" ,
        "Campbell, Chuck" ,
        "Camps, Steve" ,
        "Chowdhury, Ismail" ,
        "Connolly, Ken" ,
        "Dillard, Glenn" ,
        "Eberley, Ursela" ,
        "Frazer, Kit" ,
        "Godfrey, Nancy" ,
        "Gugel, Steve" ,
        "Habel, Les" ,
        "Harrell, Vicki" ,
        "Hopkins, Scott" ,
        "Lindo, Wayne" ,
        "McCormack, Jenifer" ,
        "McDonald, John (home)" ,
        "Merritt, Will" ,
        "Morgan, Monika" ,
        "Rueda, Michelle" ,
        "Seedarnee, Ken" ,
        "Storma, Susan" ,
        "Walker, Bob" ,
        "Williams, Brenda" 
Subject: Microsoft Tech Rep at Boot Camp
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Mozilla-Status: 0001

Chuck Campbell wrote:

One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and
bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from
the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target
again. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed
the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown
off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here
just fine. The trouble must be at your end!"