Return-Path: kconnoll@lmco.com Received: from inetgw.fs.lmco.com (inetgw.fs.lmco.com [204.177.125.1]) by www.surfusa.com (8.6.12/8.6.12) with SMTP id IAA25682 for; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 08:31:58 -0500 Received: by inetgw.fs.lmco.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) id AA26156; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 09:36:49 -0500 Received: from icarus2.gbg.fs.lmco.com(158.188.224.22) by inetgw.fs.lmco.com via smap (V1.3) id sma004133; Tue Nov 5 09:36:11 1996 Received: from deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com by icarus2.idt.orlando.ibm.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) id AA115689; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 09:18:38 -0500 Received: from warhead.warsim.orlando.loral.com by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) id AA34144; Tue, 5 Nov 1996 09:39:21 -0500 Received: from localhost by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) Sender: Kenneth.Connolly@lmco.com Message-Id: <327F5198.167E@lmco.com> Date: Tue, 05 Nov 1996 10:39:20 -0400 From: "Kenneth J. Connolly Lockheed - WARSIM" X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (X11; I; AIX 2) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: amseast@surfusa.com Subject: [Fwd: Microsoft Tech Rep at Boot Camp] Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from warhorse.warsim.orlando.loral.com by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) id AA30633; Mon, 4 Nov 1996 12:50:42 -0500 Received: from localhost by deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) Sender: mcdonald@deepspace3w.warsim.orlando.loral.com Message-Id: <327E2CEE.167E@lmco.com> Date: Mon, 04 Nov 1996 13:50:38 -0400 From: John McDonald Organization: WARSIM 2000 (SAIC) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (X11; I; AIX 2) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: "Brigance, Ritta" , "Burch, Kate" , "Campbell, Chuck" , "Camps, Steve" , "Chowdhury, Ismail" , "Connolly, Ken" , "Dillard, Glenn" , "Eberley, Ursela" , "Frazer, Kit" , "Godfrey, Nancy" , "Gugel, Steve" , "Habel, Les" , "Harrell, Vicki" , "Hopkins, Scott" , "Lindo, Wayne" , "McCormack, Jenifer" , "McDonald, John (home)" , "Merritt, Will" , "Morgan, Monika" , "Rueda, Michelle" , "Seedarnee, Ken" , "Storma, Susan" , "Walker, Bob" , "Williams, Brenda" Subject: Microsoft Tech Rep at Boot Camp Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mozilla-Status: 0001 Chuck Campbell wrote: One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at your end!"