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stormas@stricom.army.mil wrote:

A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Floridian were bellying up to the bar.  
The Texan slammed down his drink, took two steps back, and smashed his
glass on the floor.   "Why did you do that?"    "We have so much money
in Texas that we dont have to drink out of the same glass twice." was
the answer.

The New Yorker then proceeded to slam down his drink, took two steps
back and smashed his glass on the floor.   "We have more money than
Texas and we dont have to drink from the same glass twice either." he
boasted.

The Floridian slammed down his drink, put his glass on the bar, pulled
out his gun and shot the New Yorker.   "We have so many New Yorkers in
Florida that we dont have to drink with the same one twice" he
explained.