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Subject: Another drinking story...
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Steven R Camps - Mystech - WARSIM wrote:
On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this
bar, a man was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a
tequila shot, then walk out to the balcony and jump off.
Minutes later, he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole
process.
This one guy watched this happen a number of times until curiosity got
the better of him. Finally, he went up to the man and asked, "Hey, you
keep drinking, then jumping off the balcony. And yet, minutes later,
you're back again. How do you do it?"
"Well, the shot of tequila provides buoyancy such that when I get near
the ground, I slow down and land gently. It's lots of fun. You should
try it."
The guy, who was also quite drunk out of his mind, thought to himself,
Hey, why not?' So he goes to the bar, drinks a shot of tequila, then
walks out to the balcony, jumps off, and whooooooooooooo, splat.
The bartender looks over at the first guy and says, "Superman, you're an
asshole when you're drunk."