This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------6A042A1B1A1D Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit -- [------------ Dental Globe, Inc. ----------] [-------- http://www.dentalglobe.com ------] [------------- (800) 475-8605 -------------] [-- The Premier Internet Dental Resource --] --------------6A042A1B1A1D Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path:Received: from gatekeeper.ctron.com by gemini.adnc.com (SMI-8.6/SVR4 Mailer ADN 1/96) id HAA01914; Fri, 18 Oct 1996 07:02:13 -0700 Received: (from news@localhost) by gatekeeper.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) id KAA08930; Fri, 18 Oct 1996 10:00:09 -0400 Received: from stealth.ctron.com(134.141.5.107) by gatekeeper via smap (V1.3mjr) id sma008910; Fri Oct 18 09:59:40 1996 Received: from express.ctron.com by stealth.ctron.com (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA23524; Fri, 18 Oct 96 09:55:59 EDT Received: from rand (rand.ctron.com [134.141.67.73]) by express.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) with SMTP id KAA04848; Fri, 18 Oct 1996 10:01:18 -0400 Sender: marcotte@ctron.com Message-Id: <3267B938.388F@ctron.com> Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 10:07:04 -0700 From: "Christopher C. Marcotte" Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc. X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0b7Gold (X11; I; IRIX 5.3 IP22) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: Brian Murphy , Eccentric Monthly , John Wiebe , Scot Sahai , toddl@ctron.com, mherbert@ctron.com, manzi@ctron.com, sharris@ctron.com Subject: [Fwd: all sorts of goodies!!!] Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Stefan and Grandpa: Stefan and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" To which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one." A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one." Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won $50,000" Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes," Says grandpa. "Then go fuck yourself" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off". The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands. The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!" The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I ound a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!" The third woman fainted. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family." So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!" -- Chris Marcotte Spectrum QA 7-7772 --------------6A042A1B1A1D--