This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------500C3E7B7CDE Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Thanks for checking the site Going to see Rush? It's "an evening with Rush" and there is no opener - just 3 hours of good stuff. They are at the Forum for two shows (Nov. 26-27). Oh, I also have tix for Black Crowes in Dec. and Metallica in Jan. The setlist for Rush is: Dreamline The Big Money Driven Half The World Red Barchetta Animate Limbo The Trees Red Sector A Virtuality Nobody's Hero Closer To The Heart 2112 - This is the COMPLETE song! (20+ minutes) BREAK (20 minute intermission, house music played (included a track from "Victor", Neil's "Pieces of Eight"). Test For Echo Subdivisions Freewill Roll The Bones Resist Leave That Thing Alone drum solo Natural Science Force Ten Time & Motion The Spirit of Radio Tom Sawyer ENCORE YYZ -> Cygnus X-1 (a good 15+ minutes) --------------500C3E7B7CDE Return-Path:Received: from gatekeeper.ctron.com by gemini.adnc.com (SMI-8.6/SVR4 Mailer ADN 1/96) id FAA07998; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 05:31:58 -0800 Received: (from news@localhost) by gatekeeper.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) id IAA03966; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 08:29:41 -0500 Received: from stealth.ctron.com(134.141.5.107) by gatekeeper via smap (V1.3mjr) id sma003940; Fri Nov 8 08:29:18 1996 Received: from express.ctron.com by stealth.ctron.com (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA20348; Fri, 8 Nov 96 08:35:25 EST Received: from rand (rand.ctron.com [134.141.67.73]) by express.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) with SMTP id IAA13169; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 08:31:11 -0500 Sender: marcotte@ctron.com Message-Id: <328361AB.6EEA@ctron.com> Date: Fri, 08 Nov 1996 08:36:59 -0800 From: Chris Marcotte Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc. X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (X11; I; IRIX 5.3 IP22) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: Brian Murphy , Eccentric Monthly , John Wiebe , Scot Sahai , toddl@ctron.com, sharris@ctron.com, mherbert@ctron.com, manzi@ctron.com Subject: [Fwd: Penguin Joke] Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii A vacationing penguin was driving through Oregon when his Volvo broke down. He called AAA, and his car was towed to a local garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the problem. Since the penguin wasn't in any particular hurry, he wandered off to look around. In a local supermarket he bought fish sticks and vanilla ice cream for lunch, and then hung out in the frozen foods section until it was time to return to the garage. The mechanic, seeing him enter the garage, came over wiping his hands on a rag, and shaking his head, saying "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin quickly wiped his bill with his flippers, and replied, "Oh no! That's just ice cream!" -- Chris Marcotte Spectrum QA 7-7772 --------------500C3E7B7CDE Return-Path: Received: from gatekeeper.ctron.com by gemini.adnc.com (SMI-8.6/SVR4 Mailer ADN 1/96) id MAA15666; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 12:45:57 -0800 Received: (from news@localhost) by gatekeeper.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) id PAA07832; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 15:43:40 -0500 Received: from stealth.ctron.com(134.141.5.107) by gatekeeper via smap (V1.3mjr) id sma007818; Fri Nov 8 15:43:19 1996 Received: from express.ctron.com by stealth.ctron.com (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA29613; Fri, 8 Nov 96 15:47:57 EST Received: from rand (rand.ctron.com [134.141.67.73]) by express.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) with SMTP id PAA04920; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 15:43:44 -0500 Sender: marcotte@ctron.com Message-Id: <3283C70D.28CC@ctron.com> Date: Fri, 08 Nov 1996 15:49:33 -0800 From: Chris Marcotte Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc. X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (X11; I; IRIX 5.3 IP22) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: Brian Murphy , Eccentric Monthly , John Wiebe , Scot Sahai , toddl@ctron.com, sharris@ctron.com, mherbert@ctron.com, manzi@ctron.com Subject: [Fwd: Speed trap (fwd)] Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... could I see your drivers license...?" "...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop. "Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute..." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes...." replied the officer "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher "Uh... yes" replied the cop. "Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants..." "WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate..." exclaimed the cop. "Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not ANOTHER breathalyzer......" -- Chris Marcotte Spectrum QA 7-7772 --------------500C3E7B7CDE Return-Path: Received: from gatekeeper.ctron.com by gemini.adnc.com (SMI-8.6/SVR4 Mailer ADN 1/96) id MAA16153; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 12:51:02 -0800 Received: (from news@localhost) by gatekeeper.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) id PAA08130; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 15:48:44 -0500 Received: from stealth.ctron.com(134.141.5.107) by gatekeeper via smap (V1.3mjr) id sma008013; Fri Nov 8 15:46:50 1996 Received: from express.ctron.com by stealth.ctron.com (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA29983; Fri, 8 Nov 96 15:52:57 EST Received: from rand (rand.ctron.com [134.141.67.73]) by express.ctron.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) with SMTP id PAA05204; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 15:48:43 -0500 Sender: marcotte@ctron.com Message-Id: <3283C838.60E3@ctron.com> Date: Fri, 08 Nov 1996 15:54:32 -0800 From: Chris Marcotte Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc. X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (X11; I; IRIX 5.3 IP22) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: Brian Murphy , Eccentric Monthly , John Wiebe , Scot Sahai , toddl@ctron.com, sharris@ctron.com, mherbert@ctron.com, manzi@ctron.com Subject: [Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: ha ha ha (fwd)]] Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant, and she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you've had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!" She asks him, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise" "Wow, that's a great name. What's the boy's name?" "Denephew" -- Chris Marcotte Spectrum QA 7-7772 --------------500C3E7B7CDE--