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Going to see Rush? It's "an evening with Rush" and there is no opener -
just 3 hours of good stuff. They are at the Forum for two shows (Nov.
26-27). Oh, I also have tix for Black Crowes in Dec. and Metallica in
Jan. The setlist for Rush is:
Dreamline
The Big Money
Driven
Half The World
Red Barchetta
Animate
Limbo
The Trees
Red Sector A
Virtuality
Nobody's Hero
Closer To The Heart
2112 - This is the COMPLETE song! (20+ minutes)
BREAK (20 minute intermission, house music played (included a track
from "Victor", Neil's "Pieces of Eight").
Test For Echo
Subdivisions
Freewill
Roll The Bones
Resist
Leave That Thing Alone
drum solo
Natural Science
Force Ten
Time & Motion
The Spirit of Radio
Tom Sawyer
ENCORE
YYZ -> Cygnus X-1 (a good 15+ minutes)
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From: Chris Marcotte
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A vacationing penguin was driving through Oregon when his Volvo broke
down. He called AAA, and his car was towed to a local garage where the
mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the
problem. Since the penguin wasn't in any particular hurry, he wandered
off to look around. In a local supermarket he bought fish sticks and
vanilla ice cream for lunch, and then hung out in the frozen foods
section until it was time to return to the garage. The mechanic, seeing
him enter the garage, came over wiping his hands on a rag, and shaking
his head, saying "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin
quickly wiped his bill with his flippers, and replied, "Oh no! That's
just ice cream!"
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Date: Fri, 08 Nov 1996 15:49:33 -0800
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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
speeding. He
went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot
the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... could I see your drivers
license...?"
"...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away
the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling
for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in
your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more
fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute..."
said the cop and walked back to his car.
The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's
license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came
back;
"Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes...." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Uh... yes" replied the cop.
"Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff
back, and drop your pants..."
"WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate..." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration
and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down
and sighs..... "Ohh no... not ANOTHER breathalyzer......"
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A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she
wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant, and she asks the doctor
about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you've had twins! a boy and a girl. Your
brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks him, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise"
"Wow, that's a great name. What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
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Chris Marcotte
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