Hi All: As you know, we are always trying to improve the efficiency of our processes. Toward this end, we have invented the following form letter which should help to expidite the review process: Dear: [ ] Sir [ ] Exalted One [ ] Madam [ ] Twit [ ] Business Unit [ ] Simpleton [ ] Boss [ ] Dweeb [ ] Idiot [ ] Pompous Fool You are being [ ] Complimented [ ] Praised [ ] Knighted [ ] Berated [ ] Shredded [ ] Disembowled [ ] Left in peace [ ] Publicly Humiliated [ ] Hoisted by thy own petard because you [ ] Followed the Rules [ ] Did a great job [ ] Didn't screw up [ ] Weren't being careful [ ] Defied us [ ] Acted like a dufus [ ] Gave new meaning to the term "vogon" [ ] Put your foot in your mouth in front of your boss Consequently, your [ ] pages [ ] suggestion [ ] hopes of promotion is/are being [ ] considered [ ] sent to CGIN for immiediate installation [ ] further reviewed [ ] " mv * /dev/null"'d [ ] " rm *"'d [ ] Moved to our dying hard drive [ ] Forgotten Thank you [ ] for putting up with us [ ] for your patience [ ] for not visiting Santa Monica [ ] for your excellent efforts [ ] for your message