It all really just boils down to this: ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS ------------------------------------------------------------------- criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift | chance | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------------- the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift | | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------------- addicted | Treat them & give `em | Give then the swift | a job | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------------- endangered | Give them protection | Give them the swift species | | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------------- dictators | Give them a way out | Give them the swift | | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------------- the uninsured | Give them some | Give them the swift | health care | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------------- the cost | $9,000,000,000,000,000| $29.95 | | (cost of one sword) -------------------------------------------------------------------