Subject: Mr. Smith Mr. Smith hired a new secretary who was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his "fly" was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?" He did not understand her remark, but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith. All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffle bags."