Content-Length: 1090 This was so bad, I just had to send it ... =================================================================== A bartender was famous for making a variety of drinks. His specialties, however, were daiquiris. Daiquiris of many different flavors. Strawberry, lemon, water melon, almond.... The bartender was hired to work the ice breaker at a physicians' conference. During the course of the evening he ran short of almond extract. He recalled seeing several hickory trees growing on the grounds of the convention center. Quickly he ran outside found several fallen hickory nuts, rushed back to the bar, shelled the nuts, and pressed the nut meat, producing several ounces of hickory extract. He made up a batch of daiquiris and gave them to the waiters to take into the crowded convention hall. A few minutes later a conference attendee approached the bartender raving about how good his drink was. He inquired of the bartender as to what flavor was this latest round of daiquiris. The bartender replied, "That was a hickory daiquiri Doc!".