>From the August 1996 Nybbler  ---

		Undocumented Windows 95 Errors

	Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found.
	Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so as a public
	service, we will disseminate them here.


	WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger

	WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet

	WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

	WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong

	WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

	WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive

	WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

	WinErr: 008 Broken window - watch out for glass fragments

	WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened

	WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

	WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB

	WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!

	WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside

	WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside

	WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

	WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

	WinErr: 011 Window cracked - Please disregard diagonal line accross screen

	WinErr: 012 Window jammed - Apply Microsoft (TM) soap to slide to
	right side of screen.

	WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh?

	WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

	WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed.  Buy a
	new one. Old Windows license invalid.

	WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

	WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
        software.  We are terribly sorry.

	WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
	Next time you will get a penalty for that.

	WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

	WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

	WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait.  And wait. And wait. And wait.

	WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

	WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
	lost.

	WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a DOS-box.
	The virus, however, requires Windows.  All tasks will automatically
	be closed and the virus will be activated again.

	WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
	Please click the left mouse button to continue.

	WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
	Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

	WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session.  Do you want to play
	another game?

	WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for
	the system to complete boot procedure.

	WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.