====================================================================== *Bumper Stickers* From the net... --------------------------------- I love animals. They taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Flashlight: A container for dead batteries. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. Assassins do it from behind. Puritanism: The haunting fear that somewhere, someone may be happy. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Okay. Who put a "stop payment" on my reality check? Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART? All generalizations are false, including this one. "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."