A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a 
beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and 
said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The guy 
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you 
kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the guy took the 
frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told 
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss 
me?" The guy said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."