This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------6201407E2C90 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Enjoy! -- =========================================================== The Dilbert Principle - "The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage -- management." =========================================================== My home page - http://www.empirenet.com/~murphy --------------6201407E2C90 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from e1.empirenet.com (root@e1.empirenet.com [205.164.88.1]) by e2.empirenet.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) with ESMTP id MAA10818; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 12:35:12 -0700 Received: from europe.std.com (europe.std.com [199.172.62.20]) by e1.empirenet.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) with ESMTP id MAA22982; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 12:44:07 -0700 Received: by europe.std.com (8.7.5/BZS-8-1.0) id CAA27888; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 02:12:24 -0400 (EDT) X-Authentication-Warning: europe.std.com: daemon set sender to lotd-approval using -f X-Authentication-Warning: europe.std.com: Processed from queue /usr/spool/mq/8 Received: from world.std.com by europe.std.com (8.7.5/BZS-8-1.0) id CAA27883; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 02:12:22 -0400 (EDT) Received: from tiger.misty.com (tigger.misty.com) by world.std.com (5.65c/Spike-2.0) id AA12406; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 02:10:06 -0400 Received: (from joeshmoe@localhost) by tiger.misty.com (8.7.5/8.7.3) id CAA27896; Sun, 16 Jun 1996 02:10:04 -0400 (EDT) Date: Sun, 16 Jun 1996 02:10:04 -0400 (EDT) From: Jascha Franklin-HodgeMessage-Id: <199606160610.CAA27896@tiger.misty.com> To: lotd@world.std.com Subject: Laugh Of The Day - Sun, Jun 16 1996 Sender: lotd-approval@world.std.com Precedence: bulk Reply-To: owner-lotd@world.std.com Errors-To: lotd-errors@world.std.com ****************************************************************************** Be sure to visit LaughWEB (http://www.misty.com/laughweb/) ****************************************************************************** *File Description: Shoot Yourself in the Foot* Languages: C - You shoot yourself in the foot. Assembly - You crash the OS and overwrite the root disk. The system administrator arrives and shoots you in the foot. After a moment of contemplation, the administrator shoots himself in the foot and then hops around the room wildly shooting at everyone in sight. C++ - You accidently create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible, because you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there." Ada - If you are dumb enough to actually use this language, the U.S. Department of Defense will kidnap you, stand you up in front of a firing squad and tell the soldiers to shoot at your feet. Nedula/2 - After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head. sh,csh,etc. - You can't remember the syntax for anything, so you spend 5 hours reading the manual before giving up. You then shoot the computer and switch to C. Visual Basic - You spend so much time playing with the graphics and windowing system that your boss shoots you in the foot, takes away your workstation, and makes you develop in COBOL on a 3270 terminal. APL - You hear a quite gunshot, and there's a hole in your terminal, but you don't remember enough linear algebra to understand what happened. ****************************************************************************** LAUGH OF THE DAY - A service of LaughWEB (http://www.misty.com/laughweb/). To unsubscribe, send e-mail to majordomo@world.std.com, with text: unsubscribe lotd email_address Where "email_address" is the address you used when you subscribed to lotd. For more information about Laugh Of The Day or LaughWEB, send email to: joeshmoe@world.std.com with a SUBJECT header of: info laugh To subscribe to lotd, point your web browser to: http://world.std.com/~joeshmoe/laughweb/lotd_subscribe.html The URL of today's laugh: http://www.misty.com/laughweb/computer/shoot.in.foot ****************************************************************************** Warning - Material contained in this document might be considered offensive. Please read our disclaimer: http://www.misty.com/laughweb/laughweb.disclaimer.txt ****************************************************************************** --------------6201407E2C90--