Here's a little one that came down the pipe from Holland this morning.
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife
answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the
greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I
could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks
her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful
I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks
if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about
this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a
nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the
table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your
weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well, did he drop off
the 200 bucks he owes me?"