> Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and > appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like > nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than > jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others > the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see > you back in court Monday." > > Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, > > "How did you do over the weekend?" > "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." > "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" > "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this > _ > / \ > | | O > \ _ / > > and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this > (small circle) is your brain after drugs." > > "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the > 2nd boy) > > "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." > > "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" > > "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing > to small circle) this is your asshole before prison.....